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Thursday, November 30, 2006

wenxin

time now is 8.27am

damnit, i woke up at 7.30

three continuous days of waking up early has completely destroyed my newly aquired habit of sleeping late.

AHHH!

oh but nevermind. gotta work, for the sake of a little income and extra pocket money.

and so i miss hongkong.

ok.. that was RANDOM, but i really do!!

so..

i shall think of random things about HONGKEE!

1. the people there have nice legs. cos they walk alot

2. the schools have NICE UNIFORMS. so kawaii and cool

3. LOTSA eye-candy. hehs

4. watson, esprit, hangten, giordano, sasa, U2, G2000 are from HONGKONG! admire their entrepreneurship or however you spell it la

5. every toilet i've gone to has a sanitary bin

6. and every toilet i've gone to doesnt have a HAND DRYER

7. there are NO STRAYS, not one, because they eat them i think. that's according to dad anyway

8. there are NO CROWS, cos there are so few trees

9. the air quality is BAAAAAAAAAD.

10. they have good SERVICE there man. smiles and enthu salespeople EVERYWHERE!

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today there's 6/2 CLASS GATHERING!

but i'm working darn.

cos i was so sad after i lost my wallet and money inside i told the boss i can work on thurs and fri.

and jocelyne sze has a christmas present waiting for me! hahaa.

that reminded me.

there's only 34 DAYS left to start of school.

school starts on 3rd january, WEDNESDAY

aka?

MS TEH WENXIN'S BIRTHDAY.

i hate it, i do! why is the school so horrid. derive me of fun and pleasure on my birthday sigh.

but nevermind. i am slightly happier at the fact that jocelyne sze might get me a POST SECRET book YAY.

that leaves two more books i wanna get.

WATCH ME DISAPPEAR by JILL DAWSON
i saw this book in hongkong but didnt buy it. checked MPH yesterday but they dont have it either! man oh man..

KITE RUNNER.
that's a SUPER good book. so good that i read it once and i wanna read it again!

i wanna live near the national library.

at 8:26 AM

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

wenxin

OMGOMGOMG

today is a LUCKY LUCKY DAY!

wenxin feels SOOOOOO TREMENDOUSLY BLESSED!

cos i lost my wallet on the bus =/

was SUPER FRANTIC

i even cried, especially after mum and dad scolded me for my carelessness

AND THEN

*drumrolls*

i received an sms from my savior!

this guy found my wallet on the bus, and so we arranged to meet at bedok interchange!

YAY!

mummy even asked me to bring a box of chocolates for him, but he refused to take it lol.

NICE NICE GUY!

wah i was SOO happy i wanted to hug him there and then! he even smsed me afterwards to tell me to be careful next time, and to take care lol

just think, i had my ez-link, stuff that important to me etc etc!!

such a relief man.

oh then i saw the sec2 bballers at bedok. at first i only noticed yuhan, cos she was wearing a bright yellow shirt. lol

all's well!

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morning had training. but this time slightly better, cos dear horny seewei went too! hehs. funny. track is always better when there's laughter and jokes mah.

after that, we went to lunch. seewei and i went bonkers and bought NACHOS combo from the cinema at J8, even though we werent watching any movie. haha

and the pictures are SOOO deceiving! the LAYS chips appeared soo freaking big, in the end. such a small pathetic packet!

then sean, yuhding and i went off to MOUNT SINAI, cos horny seany wanted to buy his books.

and on the mrt we met two dhs sec1 girls. "stalked" them haha.

IN THE END, the book shop wasnt open. but we had fun exploring as the horny gila animals group! lol

first, we went off to the GIRLS' TOILET

* as you can see, the two horny gila animals were being super horny, as expected.

but GUESS WHAT! in the girls' toilet, there were URINALS!

i wonder why.

went to the hall.

the two gays had a speech, telling everyone i.e me, how deeply in love they were with each other

to the track!

big, old, dirty. BAD condition.

big conference room. someone thinks that he is some big shot. i think, BIG delusional kuku. haha.

kidDING!

old and dusty LECTURE THEATRE

i think majority of GUYS will rejoice at the picture below

LAN. it says room THREE. so possibility of the school having more than two lan rooms is great yeah?

KIDDING la. it's just some room for wires -.-

sorry for the disappointment lol

we even managed to get onto the ROOFTOP! cool yeah. the place is a fun place to play hide and seek haha. i wouldnt suggest to play it at night tho. CREEPY.

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went off to get our uniforms after that.

and GUESS WHO WE SAW IN THE POSTER AT THE MRT!

SZELING, our track senior! cool cool COOL! she's ranked at the top leh!

and we saw the sec 4 keith as well. scary man

and look at sean.

wahaha. so cute leh! santa claus is coming to town~~

but dont tell you WHERE!

at 9:09 PM

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

wenxin

wah just got back...

went shopping with cousin lam lam, my poopass. =]

went to her dad's shop at BOON KENG first.

BOON KENG is so freaking far man..

and deserted, ulu!

YOU SEE! middle of the day, and the underpass is DESERTED, QUIET!!

and i like this picture above. cos i have never see this kind of scene before haha.

GUESS who's butt? no prizes hehs

i never knew one packet of peanuts cost 1.20

we went BUGIS, and PIERCED HER EARS!

hehs...

she was super surprised at how quick the procedure was

and she has the SAME misconception of ear-piercing as michelle HAHA

they both think that it's poking a long needle thru the ear, then the ear stud will come later -.-

then we went bra shopping for her prom dress

HAHA

was super funny and gao siao. hehe

according to her theory, there are ALPHABETICAL categories of BOOB SIZES

A = Aeroplane landing

B = Bery small

C = Can make it

D = (cant remember)

F = Fake

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anyway morning went to piano..

forgot to clip my nails =/

ms tan is going to HONGKONG too!!

hehs. i told her to go ESPRIT!

oh and shiying told me the ADIDAS in hongkong is cheaper.

cos i told her i bought my jacket at 60+ Sing, but apparently it's sold at $119 in singapore.

ms tan's super cute son, Zachary, wanna have long hair. so that he will look like a cute jap kiddie.
haha. he DOES look a bit like the kiddie in HELEN THE BABY FOX movie already.

then went to lanning -.-

CS is kinda fun. anything better than Warcraft. pppfffffffft

but CS is scary. i did scream once haha.

DOESNT this monster below looks like SOMETHING??!!

OMG YES! it looks like SHREK, albeit with elephant tusks!

lol. who would have expected to see an cartoon animation character in those violent games hahs.

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tmr, COLLECTION of uniforms for JOB.

we might even get to roller-blade in the name of OCBC. cool stuff man

at 8:31 PM

Monday, November 27, 2006

wenxin

wenxin went to training..

sore, aching and headache.

sore and aching can understand why, but HEADACHE?

even yuhding had a headache too lor. omg. training is DETRIMENTAL for health!!!

it was hellish man. no other words fit to describe it sigh.

but shiying the great shining beacon and icon of track says that we must have DETERMINATION!

oh wells. must work on cultivating it then... =/

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after training shiying and i went to white sands to shop randomly.

GUESS WHO WE SAW leh.

derek of air rifle who had a super goofy haircut!!

well i didnt manage to catch a glimpse(dint wear specs), but according to shiying,

he shaved a SMILEY FACE on the side of his head.

WAHAHHA. man, if only i saw... shucks.

AND THEN GUESS WHO WE CAUGHT!

YES! joanne wee who didnt turn up for TRACK! hahahaa...

she overslept, that smart girl.. lol

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anyway after that went for job interview with val, jiayi, clarissa, yuhding and horny sean-y.

yuhding and i reached first then we pranked HORNY SEANY cos we were deprived of fun and laughter.

HAHA.

we claimed that we were at the control station of the mrt, when we were actually hiding at the stairs.

that doofus actually walked around the mrt, and didnt even CALL us for help! -.-

guys and their pride eh... i'm sorry if this sounds sexist, pardon me, but RESEARCH has shown that MAJORITY of the male population refuse to admit that they're lost.

note that i said MAJORITY. so if you've the MINORITY, please do not be offended =]

AND SO WE GOT THE JOB WHEE!!

good job man. cept that we have to do something cheesy.

DONT TELL YOU WHAT! hehs.

oh ya. we are the HORNY GILA ANIMALS!

HAHAHA.

pardon me for my highness.

something fantastically GREAT and wonderful just happened today =]

YAY!

it's worth an infinite number of =]

at 6:37 PM

Sunday, November 26, 2006

wenxin

in a BIG BIG dilemma

was informed, that there is TRACK three days a WEEK!!

8.30 to 11 leh!

at BISHAN!

FAR.

i did promise seewei i will go training with her and we will suffer together.
but she hasnt replied my sms on whether she going anot -.-

and then we only have a maximum of three trainings to pon, and i've already surpassed that amount due to hk and stuff...

now people.

let prof teh ask you a question.

WHAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF HOLIDAYS!?

this a rhetorical question. no need to answer.

answer is:
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a time or period of exemption from any requirement, duty, assessment, etc.: New businesses may be granted a one-year tax holiday.

A day free from work that one may spend at leisure, especially a day on which custom or the law dictates a halting of general business activity to commemorate or celebrate a particular event.

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and since it's HOLIDAYS, means MANY MANY DAYS free from work RIGHT!!

pfffffft.

wenxin is getting AGITATED MAN!

cos wenxin just managed to get into the cycle of waking later than 7am, and she is NOT HAPPY, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, to STOP THIS CYCLE!

N-O!

hmph.

this is SIMPLY atrocious.

what is the MEANING OF THIS!

THE WORD HOLIDAY HAS BECOME AN OUTRIGHT LIE!

the term has become VOID!

yes yes, i know training is essential to keep our standards up but still.

i HAVENT GOT MY FILL OF HOLIDAY SEASON YET!

and still totally in holiday mood still, no wish to get out of it either.

for all i know, next year it'll be a sloggin year and i really wanna enjoy life now as it is!

plus tmr i wanna go help cuzzy find her prom dress!

this is .

total ugh-ness.

at 9:38 PM

`michelle goofball

i seriously gotta complain about wenxins post

her posts can become sum long literature piece or
a chao long novel

or more possibly
it will blind my eyes

and it has obviously made my posts disappear from sight
nvm it aint impt

i went crazy the last few days

on fri i slept at 3a.m. ( i forgot why)
then i woke up at 11.am
and
decided that since i had nth to do
i should just sleep

so i slept till 7.pm

it is already ridiculous at this point
maybe i reali have become a pig
for sleeping for 16 hours straight

then becoz of my overexcessive sleeping
i din sleep last night
watched youtube the whole night

and in the morning
my dad who found out i din sleep
was pissed off and disconnected the broadband modemn phone line
...
interesting daddy

think he trying to get back at me
coz i managed to hypmotise him to sleep the night b4
by just saying...
你好累啊。。。好想睡。。

then he realli slept..
haha

yea i pestered him the whole morning and he finally connected it back
yay

then i finished watching the drama serial on youtube
the ending sucked but nvm
i will just try to

forget it

start on a new show

at 6:39 PM

Saturday, November 25, 2006

wenxin

this post, just random pictures.

cos i'm BORED.

so i shall show some pics that i took when I WAS BORED in hongkong.

driven by boredom, one can do many spastic things.

LIKE:

taking photos in black and white

trying to pretend to commit incest.

taking spastic photo of mummy

but you can tell papa is bored as well. haha

THREE teh-tariks

three ladies of the house! haha

and THE HORROR!! qiqi with a MASK!!

PHANTOM OF HONGKONG!!

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at SUSHI house.

kelly and i got super bored. told you this post is about boredom and photos that represent boredom HAHA.

so, i present you with, BEFORE AND AFTER WASABI!

go on and puke on the keyboard. haha

group photo again!!

kel and i saw THIS SIGN:

one night stand haha.

basketball with nice colour combination.

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the pictures of delicious DIM SUM is dedicated to lichang! hahaha.

next time i da bao for you la

see the BIG BIG fresh prawn on EACH SIEWMAI!

that's what i mean by GOOD SIEWMAI man.
unlike the puny ones in singapore PUI!

we bought a wallet for dad! hip and cool haha

same store where i bought the bag.

creative seats at the shop haha

i realised qiqi is always scouting for seats whenever we enter a shop LOL

anyway look at this pair of heels!!
i like, but dont have -.-
slightly too big

we bought prezzie for kor's gf too!

a compact case by JIMMY.
well, not BY him la.

so pretty yeah?

and then i saw sylvanian family toys!

see the cute sheep. i'm not a monkey -.-

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forgot to put more pics taken at the hk airport:

ate POPEYE'S CHICKEN!

lots of people have been telling me how absolutely finger-licking good(KFC) lol.
and seriously, it's not bad lol.

ate BEN AND JERRY'S for the first time.
not too bad either lol.

BUT SO EXORBITANT! 5 dollars for a single SCOOP!

mum and dad

dad and i

see my PAPA so cute!!

OK! really no pictures left.

well, may the internet god bless ur poor computers.

cos all the pictures will seriously S-L-O-W down ur com

i sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused

=]

at 3:23 PM

wenxin

ok let's continue the super long post....

if anyone gets bored, just stop reading haha.

but i still wanna blog about EVERYTHING!!

so here goes!

5th DAY!

mum and i watched AGENT CODY BANKS, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, and STEPFORD WIVES

at dad's friend's house la.

all the way till 2am..

then the next day dad's friend brought us to a restaurant to eat

the whole meal cost like, 3000 hk. CRAZY.

omg la. he works in the fashion industry i think..

i for one, would rather spend the money on something more lastin like clothes, definitely not food.

but of course the food was good la. especially the XIAO LONG BAO!

lichang are you drooling? lol.

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then on MONDAY, 7TH DAY

i got a terrible headache all the long.

mummy reckons it was a hangover -.-

cos dad gave me 43% WHISKY. i'm never going near whisky again.

but still went on to ice-skate with qiqi

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prepare ur com for a long wait anyway. this post, i forgot to mention, is gonna have an AVALANCHE of pictures. no kidding.

cos...

ON THURS

TO THE WAX MUSUEM!

actually we were planning to go on wed, but it rained

so we went to this place selling figurines and collectibles. i was gonna buy loads of NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS stuff but sigh..

THAT place, in a year, turned into what mum called "unhealthy pursuit for the perverted".

go figure.

people there are rather open-minded i suppose.

sex shops everywhere really. mum and i even saw two old caucasian ladies at a sex store HAHA.

OOPS i digressed.

so on to the WAX MUSEUM.

with slyvester stallone

MARILYN MONROE. the one who has the most number of GOLDEN ratio, therefore most perfect being on earth so far

and me trying to peek up her skirt HAHA

wigs were provided LOL

THE BEATLES

did i mention that my sis and i are actually convicts
that are around 5 feet tall?

OOPS. i think i didnt.

our crimes, FYI, was err, for fighting. nah. kidding. we have fought VERBALLY only, never phsyical fighting.

OH and i snogged two guys there too.

one young guy who is not shuai at all, and another old guy who is okok looking according to my very high standards hahaha

and mum is getting COSY hahahha

i'm TALLER than madam TUSSAD! yayay!

wait. i dunno what is this guy called. leon lai or aaron kwok?

see the bench we're sitting on?
it's made to look like the FORREST GUMP movie.

it's a good movie really. GO WATCH! really touching, a CLASSIC

and mum says that this guy is the wealthiest guy in Hongkong i think.
soo...

i proposed to him to be my SUGAR DADDY!

haha. kidding

mingled with the ROYALTY as well of course.

i'm of really high status as you can see.

so BOW to me now! =]

all hail THE GREAT WENXIN!

Yaoming has smelly armpits. and quite little hair.

and so does a big sumo wrestler

*GASP*
MICHAEL JACKSON the paedophile is coming!
(that's the home alone kid)

and his nose is GONNA DROP OFF!

PEACE TO THE WORLD, with GANDHI

my sis, the future BOXING QUEEN!

and me! the future GOLF CHAMPION, TIGER WOODS SUCCESSOR!

JON BON JOVI has a hairy chest

and MADONNA has REALLY perky boobs

i bet you never knew that i actually write famous plays, but go by the name of WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE right? hehe

i think she's called AYUMI right.

the feathery thingy is really itchy btw

END OF SHOW!
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after the wax museum, we walked around THE PEAK.

and there happened to be an EA GAMES/ XBOX exhibit

sis and i playing racing games.

oh and my bro bought his PS2 already! am waiiiiiiiiiittting for my racing games...

at the top!! see the fantastic view

that was more or less the whole day, and the SECOND last day of the 11 days.

i went to buy this BAUHAUS bag..

i actually took 7 DAYS to consider whether to buy it or not..
mummy said it's my birthday present, but i told her, if i dont use it, i'll pay her back the money...

if not i'll feel darn guilty =/
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at the airport.

there's this kiddy place for kids to watch tv. cute huh.

we were watching spongebob

before departure

landing!

see what STATIC does to ur hair.

haha.

WHEW.

i'm done! finally.

at 1:12 PM