wenxin
LOL
grandma's friend wrote a memoir before he passed away
and now that his book is published, she finds out that there's this chapter which says she and grandpa caused a lot of quarrels between him and his wife
hahaha so she was ranting on the phone to someone. plus someone accidentally pressed the speaker button so the whole house can hear everything
to be frank i find it rather funny lol
anyway my sis is super obssessed with this:
WATERBABIES! haha
sorta like seamonkey. except that they're just tiny stuff that gets bigger when you put them in water
and now my cousins (aged 17, 19) are playing with it too -.
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Whoever said anything is possible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
Believing we can improve schooling with more tests is like believing you can make yourself grow taller by measuring your height.
We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times...
Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have film.
Hello, the doctor is busy at the moment,however, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-if you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-if you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-if you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -if you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up
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a bunch of funny quotes are like comics without pictures, no?