wenxin

lol cousin bought a new phone, and we had a fun time playing with face warp!

Victim 1 - Cyrus


Victim 2 - Sis lol. looks like a witch
Victim 3 - Me! it's called the happy fool lol
Victim 4 - Brother, also the happy fool face warp haha
Victim 5- Cousin!
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored

i'm tired of watching jap dramas. no job, no job. =[

lol i read this funny poem:

Razor pains you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramps

Guns aren’t lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live

“resume” by dorothy parker

and this is a pretty smart way to prevent anyone from breaking into the house lol:

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

and a cheesy pick-up line:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

talking about pick-up lines, cousin lam and i were trying to think of pick-up lines if you meet a hot chick while swimming.

not much success haha.

we got caught in the rain after swimming. ran like two idiots, using towels to shelter ourselves. when we got to the bus stop it stopped raining immediately.

~@#$% !